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Opiniones tempraneras:
Matthew Dowd, on ABC's 'Good Morning America': 'John McCain has pulled a rabbit out of a hat before over the course of his career. But this is going to be a rather large rabbit out of a very small hat.'

NBC's Chuck Todd, on 'Today': 'He's got to figure how to disqualify Barack Obama as a future president.'

CBS's Kathleen Frankovic, on McCain's 14-point deficit in the NYT-CBS poll: 'Harry Truman made up this ground in 1948. Hubert Humphrey almost beat Richard Nixon. At one point, Ronald Reagan was this far behind.'

ABC's George Stephanopoulos, on GMA: 'Can he pledge to serve only one term? Can he challenge Barack Obama to more debates? Can he announce a bipartisan cabinet? Those are all conceivable long balls. But there's not a whole lot he can do, at this point, to change the dynamic in one debate.'


DAVID LETTERMAN's 'Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around':
10. Try the old 'I'll vote for you if you vote for me' trick
9. Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon
8. Change name to Jorack McBama
7. Start wearing a cape
6. Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth football: gotcha sucka!
5. Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on 'Dancing With The Stars'
4. Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates
3. Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression
2. Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants
1. Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself

Recordando algunas reflexiones cuando Hillary estaba con respirador artificial...
Lo dije aquella vez, y lo vuelvo a decir, Obama tiene un traje de teflón rebotante. El boomerang man, Hillary quiso tirarle el fregadero de la cocina y se le regresó, McCain no aprendió la lección..

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